we're all gonna die anyway

theredpelican:

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

queen-elisabitch:

tbh can’t wait until women collectively just snap

soloveitchik:

STEM students when confronted with liberal arts students knowledgeable about something they are unfamiliar with: impressive considering your career choice will make you poor. Did I mention I will profit and am therefore superior?

vollkommen-allein:

“Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because the regret is stronger than gratitude.”

— Anne Frank’s Diary  (via rogueofstars)

hoofbitch:

just-another-secret-gaygent:

mandatalks:

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

bro do you realize you met aliens

not unusual for a kmart